31 ianuarie 2013

Circulara la o multinationala

Ce  se intampla cand si staff-ul de natie straina  din firma invata cateva cuvinte  romanesti!
Apare Circulara ! .. Acesta este un mesaj intern (pentru  angajatii romani) de la o reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari  corporatii (faza e  adevarata!)

To: All Romanian  Speaking  Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage

It has been brought to our  attention by several officials visiting our office  in Romania that offensive language is commonly  used by our Romanian speaking staff.   

Such behavior, in  addition to violating our policy, is highly  unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and  staff. All personnel will immediately adhere  to the following rules:  

1. Words like futui,  în pula mea, pula and other such expressions will  not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic  effect, no matter how heated a discussion may  become.  

2. You will not say si-a  bagat pula when someone makes a mistake, or s-a  cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended,  or baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made.  All forms and derivations of the verb a se caca  and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and  unacceptable in our environment.  
3. No project manager,  section head or administrator under any  circumstances will  be referred to as pula de  om, cacanaru' or boul.  
4. Lack of determination  will not be referred to as pulalau nor will  persons who lack initiative be referred to as  muiangiu.  

5. Unusual or creative  ideas offered by management are not to be referred  to as porcarii.  

6. Do not say futu-ti  mata if somebody is persistent; do not add pula  mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult  situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o  (refer to item 2) or o sa ne-o traga when  a matter becomes excessively  complicated.  

7. When asking someone to  leave you alone, you  must not say du-te-n  pula mea or should you ever substitute "May I help  you?" with, ce pula mea vrei?.  
8. Under no circumstances  should you ever call your elderly industrial  partners bosorogi împutiti.  
9. Do not say ia mai  mereti-n pula cu cacatu' asta when a relevant  project is presented to you, nor should you ever  answer futu-te-n cur  when your assistance is  required.  
10. You should never call  partner representatives as boul dracului or  tâmpitu' ala.  
11. The sexual behavior  of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such  as pizdulica buna, futaciosu' or homalau' lu'  peste.  
12. Last but not least,  after reading this note, please do not say ma  sterg la cur cu textul asta. Just keep it clean  and dispose of it properly.
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